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joowee-feftynn:

it’s the way they simply mention marcille’s eyelashes breaking off when she was petrified and ryoko kui bothering to NOT line the eyelashes in her left eye in every pannel she appears after in that chapter

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like ???

6ftofsteelandsexapppeal:

The first time Magnus and Abigail ever heard Gideon speak was when Harrow was making everyone participate in a coffee shop AU where she gets hit on by Gideon as a barista

yes-im-youtube-kids:

youngbloodthekilljoy:

setheverman:

setheverman:

you: suck my dick
me, an intellectual: inhale my richard

here it is! the post that started a “me, an intellectual” hell frenzy, and is officially ⭐ the worst post of 2016 ⭐

you: the worst post of 2016

me, an intellectual: modern art

Look everyone look

spaceexp:

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During the total solar eclipse I could see solar prominences with my naked eyes. This shot shows an absolutely enormous one, the tiny dot is Earth added for scale.

(Source: reddit.com)

dunglizard:

flatluigi:

good-fwiend-in-wome:

ayeforscotland:

depsidase:

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The funnier thing here is that all of these accounts are also bots. Facebook has absolutely lost control.

These bots are constantly producing things based on what is typically liked on Facebook - Anything regarding Jesus, Veterans, Travel, Nature etc

So you end up with bizarro shit like this:

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Like, this is dead internet reality rather than theory. An endless reproducing of GenAI shite.

say what you want about AI but it’s fascinating to see the pure concepts under the hood come through in the shit it generates. see enough of these images together and you can start to see an outline of the purest distilled essence of Boomer Shit

i went through these the other day on discord just to explain how fucked up things were getting and i think this is my favorite that i found

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you could build a religion around this entire phenomenon. or a scp

shrimp heaven now

frownyalfred:

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not an author’s note but it made me stop scrolling and laugh so hard I cried

lesbiancientforesttroll:

Think about Harrow’s AU Bubbles

Thinking about Harrow’s AU bubbles, not as fanfic references, but as expressions of her subconscious fears and desires, is so fascinating.

The Harrow Nova one is pretty obvious. Harrow’s parents were obsessed with her being a necromancer, were willing to kill for it. It’s only natural she’d wonder, “What if I hadn’t been?”

And the answer Harrow gives herself is: Your parents and everyone would reject you (except, wildly, for Crux). Also they’d be alive cuz you’d never opened the tomb, and you’d be an unpopular orphan they’d abuse (Just Like Gideon). And you’d still be just as devoted to serving the Ninth with a blade. There’s a lot there. But the other really telling bit is her relationship with Gideon. Harrow Nova professes to hate the reverend daughter even as she seeks to (re) create the necro-cav bond with her. But that hatred doesn’t seem to be mutual. And the bit about the daughter intervening when Harrow was whipped…

That’s Harrow’s subconscious saying if their roles had been reversed, “Gideon would have treated me better than I treated her. Gideon would have protected me.”

The Ball AU also seems like a reasonable extension of Gideon’s childhood query: “What if my other parent is the most important guy in the universe?” Answer: Emperor Dad would throw a big party.

But also… it’s a bride-finding ball! That’s so very telling. It could have been anything, but Harrow invents another scenario where she’s fighting, competing to get to Gideon, to be awarded the role of her sworn partner (first cav, now bride), while outwardly claiming not to want it.

Now The BARI Star AU often gets described as a “coffee shop” one, but it’s actually set in a cohort cafeteria. And normally I wouldn’t split hairs over that, but I think the cohort setting is actually really significant. The Cohort was Gideon’s dream, and also Harrow’s rival for Gideon’s attention. It’s what she kept trying to leave Harrow for.

So now Harrow dreams that she’s left Drearburh to join the cohort and will meet Gideon there. Not fight or compete for a role where they’re bound to each other, but just meet her there. That feels like yielding. Like compromise. It makes me think Harrow’s subconscious has matured past trying to keep Gideon with her always and is instead looking for ways that SHE can be with Gideon. Meet Gideon where she is.

(Also this may be a stretch, but I always find it low-key funny that Harrow imagines Gideon in the cafeteria… I like to think her brain is skimming lists of hypothetical military jobs like… what sees the least action… ah, coffee-adept, she’ll be perfectly safe there…)

fairycosmos:

honestly i dont need therapy i need a machine to go into my body and manually stretch all my muscles and crack all my joints and then i need the machine to go into my brain and deep clean it with soapy hot water